Salute!

This really happened. Nice, Clean Catholic Joke

---------------------------------------
So it was Thanksgiving Day, the whole family gather around the table, plenty of food, and the wine is flowing.

My aunt handed me a glass of red wine, which I really doesn't care much (sorry Bud, nothing personal), but I accepted it anyway.

As I sipped the wine, I said jokingly to my cousins, "I don't really like red wine much, I only drink it on Sundays, and only a sip."

My cousin Lawrence, who's in first year Dental School, immediately caught on. He continued: "and you only drink it at a particular time on Sunday, say… like around 9:30 am or 7:30pm. It's ALWAYS a big party in this big Club House, lots of benches to sit on. There is lots of good conversations & plenty of live music & sing-along, and there's bread to pass around to go along with the wine. There's even a guy in a robe who likes to talk a lot!!